I've been noticing kind of a weird pattern evolving when talking to people. And the number of people this happens with is slowly but surely increasing...
How a conversation goes for normal people:
Person 1:Hello
Person 2: Hey what's up?
Person 1: Oh not much, just chillen.
Person 2: Cool.
How conversations have been going for me as of late:
Person 1: Hello
Me: Hey what's up?
Person 1: Oh not much, I've just been really depressed lately and it feels as if a black hole has taken the place of my heart and I will never love again because everyone hates me and I'm just empty inside because of all the problems in my life. FIX IT PLZ.
Me: O_____________O
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Omg, this made me laugh aloud because I, too, share this annoying new development in social encounters.
ReplyDeleteI always look more like this:
-.-