WE. WIN.

me: -poke-

him: -jump with surprise-

Me: [:

Him: -react instincively by punching you in the face-

Me: ;-;
-dies-

Him: -mourns at funeral, then eats a brownie and moves on with life-

Me: -haunts you forever-
-and also, steals brownie-

Him: -enjoys being haunted-

Me: -O_o-

Him: -punches you in the face for stealing my brownie-

Me: -I'M DEAD YOU CAN'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACE-

Him: I can punch anything in the face. It's in the CONSTITUTION

Me: ummmm nope.
there is a clause for dead people.
because, you know, they're dead.
SO THERE.

Him: Read on. It goes on to say that dead brownie stealers deserve to die again, so they can be punchedeth in the face.

Me: But if they die again, wouldn't that mean they're just brought back to life?

Him: No, it's called Hell2.0

Me: o.o
I think you're making that up so I don't steal your brownie

Him: It's usually saved for people who stop at yellow lights and the woman who uses up every washing machine at the laundromat.
And you better not steal my brownie Gabriella!

Me: ummm too late.
om nom nommm.