STORY TIMEEEE.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly toad named Tyler.
Tyler lived in an ugly swamp with his ugly friends. This swamp was named Illinois.
Kaitlin, the beautiful princess, used to be trapped in this swamp as well, but luckily she managed to escape and now she lives in her beautiful castle named Iowa, where there is plenty of corn always.
Kaitlin realized that her friends were still trapped in this ugly swamp. Her friends were Mackenzie, Michelle, Noah, and Todd. Mackenzie was a magical unicorn, Michelle was another princess, Todd was a fairy, and Noah was a frog but not as ugly as tyler. Kaitlin made it her mission in life to help them escape from the ugly swamp.
She sent them all college applications and all of them passed and escaped to colleges out of Illinois except Tyler, who failed and was stuck in the swamp forever.
The end.